Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Randomize
