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Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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