Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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