Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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