All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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