Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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