Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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