Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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