whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Two words: nipple clamps
Randomize
