just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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