So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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