I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
