I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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