You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
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