Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Vodka?
Forever.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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