Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
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