Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Do plants get herpes?
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