is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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