i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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