doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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