Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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