the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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