Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Bring me that man meat
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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