haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize