I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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