Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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