I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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