called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Randomize
