We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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