It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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