Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
