Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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