The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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