Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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