She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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