Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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