yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Then you guys just all showered together...?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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