whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
This baby is an asshole
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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