We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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