Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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