I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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