ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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