Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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