Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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