yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
