Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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