Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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