I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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