It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Yo dont text me then not text me
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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