when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
P.S. I can't hear my feet
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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