You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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