I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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