Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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