2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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