Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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