Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
one two three fourrrrnication!
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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